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Looks like December forgot how to December! 🤔❄️🎄
231 Funny holiday quotes
Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’
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Just waiting for the Ghost of Email-Pausers to reduce my holiday inbox overload! 🎄👻📧
What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.
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Looks like our invites got lost somewhere between Blockbuster and dial-up internet 😂📼🕸️
After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.
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Looks like Santa's switching to a forehead-only delivery service this year! 🎅💸💋
I swear every time I look up from my phone, it’s a different holiday.
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I must have missed the memo—when did "National Lost Track of Time Day" become a thing? 🎉📅🤔
It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.
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Ah, the season of "Ctrl+C Ctrl+Z" communication has begun! 🏝️📉✉️😅
I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.
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When you realize the holiday spirit is just a spooky HR meeting with festive lights 👻🎄🤑
So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.
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Looks like my bank account's in stealth mode for the holidays! 🎅💸😂
Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.
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Sacrificing snacks to the jolly snow god—Santa might be the original foodie influencer! 🍪🥛✨
This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.
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Sounds like we're all living in Tim Burton's calendar! 🎃🗓️🎄