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Sounds like a pajama fashion show on the couch runway! 🎉🛋️👕
230 Funny holiday quotes
That gap between Christmas and New Year’s when you can’t tell what day of the week it is.
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Living in a time warp where every day's a Sundae 🍦🗓️ #PerpetualWeekend
I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.
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Santa's workshop clearly skipped the class on budget management 😂🎅💸
In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.
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Guess the neighbors must be on the naughty list or Santa really needs those air miles! 🎅✈️🏠
They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.
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Looks like I've got the green light for some last-minute mischief! Time to test the durability of Grandma's fruitcake! 🎄😈🎁
Has anyone noticed what it’s beginning to look a lot like?
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🎄🎅 Pretty sure my wallet is already crying, so it must be beginning to look a lot like Christmas! 😂💸
Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?
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Trying to spend more time watching holiday movies than putting out work fires; January me can handle it! 🎄🔥✉️
It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.
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Sounds like it's time for a three-course cardboard meal! 🥊📦😄
Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.
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Taking "Silent Night" to new levels since 1829 😂🎄👮♂️📡
What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.
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This explains why the kids keep dropping hints that Santa needs a GPS upgrade! 🎅🗺️😄