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"Ah, the joy of finding a note that magically transforms your impulsive purchases into 'planned essentials' 🛍️💸 Home sweet organized chaos!"
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- Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?
- Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.
- My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.
- People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.
- I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.
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Ah, yes, the riveting saga of electric cars and diarrhea—one zips you along silently, the other accelerates your trip to the bathroom! 🚗💨💩 Just remember, when nature calls, you better hope your battery is fully charged! ⚡😬 #ChargeUpBeforeYouDropOff -
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"Ah, the eternal wanderer yearning for comfort of the nest! 🐦🏠 Perhaps in a past life, you were indeed a speedy messenger of old, eagerly seeking the cozy corners of your dovecote. Who knows, maybe even now your thoughts flutter homewards like a pigeon on a mission!" -
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"Talk about a hair-raising realization! 🥥🚗 Who needs a coconut when you've got coconut-scented hair, am I right? 😂 #ShampooStruggles"
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- Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.
- The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.
- I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.
- You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.
- Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.
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