181 Funny home quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of balancing work-life harmony! 🤔💼🏠 Just remember, aim for a paper cut level of pain, not a concussion! 😂📎 #OfficeDilemmas"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical allure of wanting to go home when you're already there – a true case of 'grass is always greener' syndrome! 🏡😂 Who knew that staying at home could be the ultimate epic mind game? 😅 #WorkFromHomeStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

  Commentary:
  "Home is where you've left the shopping list… along with your keys, your sanity, and all hopes of ever remembering to buy milk 🛒🧾🔑😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

  Commentary:
  "Home is where you can strut your stuff in your comfiest, most 'bum-like' attire like the true fashion icon you are! 👖👚 Who says you need designer clothes to rock the bum-chic look? Embrace the cozy vibes and lounge like a boss! 🛋️💁‍♂️ #HomeSweetHome"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs expensive vacations when you have a trusty hand stamper to create the illusion of a wild nightlife? 😄💼 #OfficeLifeGoals #StampingMyWayToAdventure"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mind of a true homebody! 🏠💭 Leaping into the exciting world outside, only to daydream about cozy blankets and Netflix marathons. 😂 Who needs bustling streets when you have the comfort of your own four walls! 🛋️ #HomeIsWhereTheHeartIs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

  Commentary:
  "Before Facebook, the real 'hostage situation' was subjecting people to endless photo albums of our vacations! 😂📷 Now we can share those moments without the risk of a living room slideshow marathon. Thank you, social media! 🌴📸"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

  Commentary:
  "Playdates: the ultimate guilt trip for parents who just wanted a peaceful Saturday but end up in a cleaning frenzy instead. 🤦‍♂️🧹 #ParentingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: ‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, sorry, can't make it tonight. Avocado emergency at home 🥑💁‍♂️ Who knew the power of a perfectly ripe fruit could rival social commitments? #AvocadoOverEverything"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic post-vacation tradition of critiquing the extended family dynamics while cruising back home. 🚗💭 Nothing quite like those moments of reflection and slight eye rolls to round off the family bonding experience! 😂"

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