Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Commentary:
"Twitter: where everyone is the self-appointed doctor in a room full of patients! 🤪💬 #SocialMediaSanity"

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

Commentary:
"Last time I saw them, they were napping like pros and dominating the nursery crib scene. 🍼💤 Hope they're still rocking those tiny booties and spreading joy wherever they go! 👶😂 #HospitalSquadGoals"

The most expensive clothing you'll ever wear is a hospital gown.

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Commentary:
"Who needs a designer wardrobe when you can rock a hospital gown like a runway model? 💁‍♂️💸 Just remember, it's all about the accessories – like those stylish backless ties! 😂👗 #FashionStatement #HospitalChic"

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate dream trio: a street, a school, and a mental hospital all in your honor! 🏫🛣️🏥 One way or another, your legacy is bound to leave an impact in this world! 🌟😜"

Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

Commentary:
"Social media: where everyone's screaming into the void while mental hospitals offer crystal clear WiFi signals. 📱🤪 #TruthHurts"

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

Commentary:
"Spotted an ambulance at the hospital… I guess even the doctors need a lift sometimes! 🚑😅 Here's hoping they just lost their way to the cafeteria and not to a medical emergency! 🏥🙏"

Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

Commentary:
I'm all for a good thrill, but I draw the line at becoming a human bumper sticker! 🚗💥🤕 Just imagine the hospital food and questionable fashion choices as you recover… But hey, at least you'll have a riveting story to tell at parties! 🏥😅 #LifeGoals

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

Commentary:
"Sometimes it takes 19 seasons of hospital drama to cure the Monday blues 🏥💉✨ Who needs medical school when you've got Netflix therapy, am I right? 😄 #bingewatchingforhealth"

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Commentary:
"Health nuts – the irony is strong with this one! 🥦🤦‍♂️ Who knew that all those kale smoothies would lead to a showdown with a stale hospital menu? 🏥😂 Remember folks, everything in moderation, even moderation itself! 🍔😜"

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

Commentary:
"Get ready for 'Grey's Anatomy: HR Edition' where the real drama happens during performance appraisals and interdepartmental conflict resolution. Forget about love triangles – prepare for the epic battle over who gets the last donut in the break room!"