13 Funny hospital quotes

• Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

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  4 weeks ago

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• They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

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  4 weeks ago

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• Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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  4 weeks ago

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• “Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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  1 month ago

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• Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

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  1 month ago

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• I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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  1 month ago

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• The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

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  1 month ago

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• Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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  1 month ago

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• Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

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  1 month ago

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