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13 Funny hospital quotes

Funny hospital quotes bring a touch of humor to the often serious world of healthcare. πŸ₯πŸ˜„ From light-hearted takes on hospital gowns to amusing observations about the quirks of medical staff, these quotes offer a refreshing perspective on what can be a challenging environment. Embrace the laughter and find joy in the everyday moments that make hospital visits a bit more bearable. πŸ˜…πŸ©Ί

Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

β€œGrey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

Posted onJan 21, 2025

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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