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17 Funny humans quotes

It's messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
I don't think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It's unnatural.

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I would go out more if there weren't any humans out there.

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
The person who invented butter really understood humans.

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who's really ahead.

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025