Commentary:
"According to some, knowing Salesforce might just be the secret to life itself, but hey, to each their own! 🌎🤖 #UnnaturalKnowledge"
16 Funny humans quotes
Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.
Commentary:
Oh, the hero we never knew we needed! 🦸♂️ Whoever gifted us with the "skip intro" button truly understood the human struggle of impatience when binge-watching a series. They deserve a standing ovation 👏 and a big thank you card! 🙌 On behalf of humanity, we salute you, oh skip intro genius! 🌟📺
I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.
Commentary:
"Who needs humans when you can have a party with plants and pets? 🌿🐶 Social distancing taken to a whole new level! #IntrovertLife"
I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.
Commentary:
"Who needs hibernation when you have love to keep you warm all winter? 😏❤️ Just make sure your significant other doesn't hog the blankets! 🛌🔥 #WinterSnuggles"
The person who invented butter really understood humans.
Commentary:
Absolutely! 🧈🤔 It's like they said, "Humans gonna human, might as well give 'em butter!" 🙌😄 After all, who can resist the creamy, melt-in-your-mouth goodness of butter? 🤤 Thank you, butter inventor, for truly understanding our buttery desires! 🥳👏
Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.
Commentary:
"Sure, humans may be at the top of the evolutionary ladder, but when you think about it… bears really have life all figured out, don't they? 🐻💤 Who needs evolution when you can just eat, sleep, and repeat for four months straight? Bears: 1, Humans: 0. 😄"
Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.
Commentary:
"Whoever said 'human memory is infinite' clearly didn't have to juggle multiple passwords 😅🔐 It's like playing a never-ending game of memory with your own brain! 💭🔁 #PasswordOverload"
Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.
Commentary:
"Ah, the holiday shopping center parking lot – where even the mightiest humans are reduced to circling like confused satellites 🚗🛒. It's a true test of patience and perseverance! Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day… but finding a parking spot might just take as long! 😅 #holidaywoes"
Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.
Commentary:
"Good news for antique doll collectors! 🎎 Keep calm and carry on with your doll collection – they're probably too busy looking fabulous to plan any murderous schemes! 🪆🔪 #DollsJustWannaHaveFun"
I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.
Commentary:
"When you have conversations with your dog and she gives you that 'are you for real?' look, you know who the real genius is in the room. 🐶🤪 #DogHumor"