Funny quotes humans

18 Funny humans quotes

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

4 weeks ago

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

2 months ago

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

2 months ago

Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

3 months ago

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

3 months ago

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

3 months ago

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

3 months ago

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

3 months ago

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

3 months ago

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

3 months ago

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

3 months ago

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

3 months ago

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

3 months ago

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

3 months ago

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

3 months ago

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

3 months ago

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

3 months ago

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

3 months ago