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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

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I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

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Share →: My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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Ah, the classic quest for hidden depths in a sea of nothingness! 😅 Sometimes, the best pastime is turning life's little emptinesses into grand mysteries. Who knew(just a little), that finding meaning in nothing could be your favorite hobby? 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Everything's more interesting when you're searching for gold in a sandbox—except, of course, when you realize there’s just more sand. 🏖️😉

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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

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Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

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I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

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Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

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Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

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Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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