Commentary:
"When life gets tough, my cat says, 'More naps, less stress!' 🐱🛋️😴"
139 Funny humor quote quotes
Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.
Commentary:
"When did Monday get a fast pass? 😅⏩ #WeekendPleaseComeBack"
Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.
Commentary:
"Turns out the abyss has a 'do not disturb' sign now. 📵😂"
Can’t, I’m pulling it together.
Commentary:
"BRB, busy using duct tape and coffee! ☕️😂 #LifeInProgress"
Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.
Commentary:
"When the plot's at the spa for a 'de-twist' session! 😉📖✨"
Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.
Commentary:
"Better bring a lifejacket just in case! 🚣♂️😂 #SafetyFirst"
Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.
Commentary:
"Perfect plan, unless my bed wants to start a conspiracy against me! 😴🛏️🔍"
I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.
Commentary:
"Finally, some 'me-time' with my beloved gadgets! 📱💻 It's like my devices and I have an unbreakable bond… or maybe just a strong Wi-Fi connection! 😄🔌"
Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.
Commentary:
"😂 When a toddler says 'make me an offer,' you better have cookies ready or be prepared for a kindergarten coup! 🍪👶💼"
Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.
Commentary:
"Are we there yet? Because I see Margaritaville on the horizon! 🍹🚗😂"