44 Funny hunger quotes

• Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

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  5 hours ago

  bad, bad decision, being, craving, decision, ever, every, fairy, fairy tale, food, food craving, Gretel, Hansel, humor, hunger, hungry, mistake, snack, started, tale, wrong

• My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

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  8 hours ago

  delicious, delicious food, food, food lover, future, future husband, humor, hunger, hungry, husband, i, know, lover, lucky, never, relationship, restaurant, restaurants, stay

• There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

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  13 hours ago

  coffee, drink, food, growling, humor, hunger, i, iced, iced coffee, joke, just, reason, should, stomach

• You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

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  14 hours ago

  analogy, cartoon, cartoons, chicken, chicken leg, feeling, feels, friend, friends, humor, hunger, hungry, leg, looking, ovulation, start

• I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

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  15 hours ago

  basic, basic needs, cold, discomfort, freezing, hunger, needs, pee, peeing, starving

• I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and only find ingredients.

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  1 week ago

  cooking, food, frustration, hate, humor, hunger, i, ingredient, kitchen, only, snack

• Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

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  1 month ago

  boredom, dry, dying, food, frustration, game, gaming, house, humor, hunger, i, keep, loser, losing, phone

• I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

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  1 month ago

  able, complaint, eat, eating, food, huge, humor, hunger, i, meal, month, shit, should, snake, sucks

• “I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

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  2 months ago

  cheese, craving, depressed, depression, enough, food, humor, hunger, world

• If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.

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  2 months ago

  alcohol, anger, angry, ban, drunk, father, hunger, hungry, lot, memory, ones, people, stoned, weed

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