Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.