Funny quotes hungry

25 Funny hungry quotes

Funny hungry quotes are a delicious blend of humor and appetite that capture the universal struggle of dealing with hunger! 🍔😂 Whether you’re craving a snack or just enjoying a moment of comedic relief, these quotes offer a light-hearted take on our endless quest for food. From playful jabs about food cravings to witty remarks on mealtime mishaps, funny hungry quotes are perfect for anyone who’s ever found themselves hilariously famished. Get ready to laugh and maybe even satisfy that hunger for humor! 😄🍕

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

2 weeks ago

Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

1 month ago

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

1 month ago

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

1 month ago

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

1 month ago

I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

3 months ago

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

3 months ago

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

3 months ago

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

3 months ago

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

3 months ago

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

3 months ago

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

3 months ago

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

3 months ago

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

3 months ago

Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

3 months ago

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

3 months ago

Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

3 months ago

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

3 months ago

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

3 months ago

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

3 months ago