28 Funny hungry quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

  Commentary:
  Looks like my heart is ruled by my stomach's emotional support! 🍕❤️😆

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

  Commentary:
  No beef in the fridge, just a whole lot of spam 😂🥩🍔

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mysterious phenomenon of the ever-hungry, elusive dinner-time child 🤔🍽️! It's like they possess a magical stomach that only grumbles at the most inconvenient times. Maybe we should start serving appetizers during the main course to keep them satisfied! 🤣 #KidsAndTheirHungryWays

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

  Commentary:
  Haha, talk about professional appetite! 😅🍽️ Looks like your stomach’s negotiating a benefits package before the next meal. Maybe we should file an “Eat-ployment” claim—health insurance for snacks, of course! 🥪💼🔥

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Rappers out here making us feel like we should've been sharing our dinner through the screen or something 😂. Sorry, didn't know I had to eat my spaghetti while holding my phone out for you, fam! 🍝📱"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

  Commentary:
  "Grocery shopping while hungry is like a game of 'Will I regret this later?' 😂 It's the online shopping equivalent of hitting 'Add to Cart' without checking the price tag after a few too many cocktails! 🛒🍔🍟"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

  Commentary:
  "Dear Stomach, do you always have to make so much noise when you're just feeling bored? Maybe try a hobby like knitting or solving Sudoku puzzles instead of rumbling all the time. 🧶🤔 #BoredNotHungry"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the struggles of the perpetual snacker! Always appearing put together on the surface, but beneath it all, a rumbling tummy ready to make its demands known. It's a tale as old as time – the eternal battle between the hunger pangs and the illusion of composure."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the humble carrot – nature's way of saying 'Enjoy this healthy snack… and be prepared to raid the fridge later!' It's the ultimate tease for your taste buds, keeping hunger at bay while sneakily plotting its revenge. Clever little veggie, isn't it?"

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  Jan 28, 2025

  Share →: I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's one way to assess your cooking skills! 🍳😂 If you're resorting to devouring your own dishes out of hunger, it might be time to consider ordering takeout instead! 🍔🍕 #CookingAdventures

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