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31 Funny hungry quotes

Funny hungry quotes are a delicious blend of humor and appetite that capture the universal struggle of dealing with hunger! 🍔😂 Whether you’re craving a snack or just enjoying a moment of comedic relief, these quotes offer a light-hearted take on our endless quest for food. From playful jabs about food cravings to witty remarks on mealtime mishaps, funny hungry quotes are perfect for anyone who’s ever found themselves hilariously famished. Get ready to laugh and maybe even satisfy that hunger for humor! 😄🍕

My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

5 days ago5 days ago

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

1 month ago1 month ago

Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

2 months ago2 months ago

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

4 months ago

I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

4 months ago4 months ago

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

5 months ago5 months ago

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

Jan 26, 2025

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Jan 25, 2025

31 Funny hungry quotes

My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.