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That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

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Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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Another Monday that no one asked for.

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Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

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The person who invented butter really understood humans.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

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Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

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Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

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When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

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I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

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There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

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Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

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That looks like a problem for someone else.

35 Funny hungry quotes

Funny hungry quotes are a delicious blend of humor and appetite that capture the universal struggle of dealing with hunger! 🍔😂 Whether you’re craving a snack or just enjoying a moment of comedic relief, these quotes offer a light-hearted take on our endless quest for food. From playful jabs about food cravings to witty remarks on mealtime mishaps, funny hungry quotes are perfect for anyone who’s ever found themselves hilariously famished. Get ready to laugh and maybe even satisfy that hunger for humor! 😄🍕

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Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

5 hours ago

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Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

12 hours ago

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My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

15 hours ago

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You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

21 hours ago

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Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

24 hours ago

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AirPods are hungry for earwax. It’s your job to feed them.

2 weeks ago

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If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.

2 months ago

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Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

2 months ago

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You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

2 months ago

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It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

2 months ago

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My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

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I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

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Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

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Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

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If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

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Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra — wash one, and two more appear.

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Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

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Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

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I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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When the weather gets warmer, I will become unstoppable. As long as it doesn’t get too warm, then I will be stoppable.

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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

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I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

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My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

Just landed via Twitch:

I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

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Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

Seen just now on WeChat:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

Just shared via X:

I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

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I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

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