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That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

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Just landed via Threads:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Seen just now on Telegram:

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

Making waves on Slack:

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

Trending via YouTube:

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

Trending via Reddit:

When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

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44 shares on WeChat this month:

Cataclysmic events, such as your fingers on my skin.

53 shares on Slack this month:

That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

46 shares on Telegram this month:

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

98 shares on X this month:

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

76 shares on Twitch this month:

They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

39 shares on Discord this month:

If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

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23 folks are currently checking 👀

Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

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I love when lashes make me look evil.

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So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

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Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

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Wolves should really raise more people.

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Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

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Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on X:

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

Going viral on TikTok:

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

Going bananas on Discord:

My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

Shared recently on Threads:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

Making waves on Slack:

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Seen just now on Slack:

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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