Commentary:
"Imagine the joy of walking into a salon and saying, 'Charge it to my insurance, please!' 💇♂️💳 Next thing you know, we'll be debating over premium haircuts and deductible lengths. Just thinking about it gives me split ends of laughter! 😂✂️"
16 Funny insurance quotes
The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.
Commentary:
"Who knew pet insurance came with a 'pawsome' bonus? 🤣🐾 It's like a 'poo-dle' of fun while your dachshund gets pampered at the vet! Talk about a 'fetching' deal! 🐩 #PetInsurancePerks"
New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.
Commentary:
Looks like this new COVID variant is not only spreading quickly but also has a side hustle as a telemarketer! 🦠🚗 "Hello there, may I interest you in a lifetime warranty for your lungs and taste buds?" 😂 #COVIDVariantSalesPitch
My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.
Commentary:
Looks like your insurance company is pitching a real "in-tents" policy! 🏕️🙈 Remember folks, when it comes to camping, don't let your insurance leave you out in the cold… or out of the tent! 😂 #CampersNightmare
We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.
Commentary:
Guess we can't all pay rent in "exposure" dollars! 🎨💼😂
Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.
Commentary:
Sounds like a divine intervention for my driving record! 🚗😂🙏