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The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

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I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

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Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

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I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

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Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

Going bananas on Telegram:

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant Labubu.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.

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Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

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In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

Live now on Messenger:

Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

Funny integrity quotes

Funny integrity quotes bring a cheeky twist to honesty and values, proving that doing the right thing doesn’t have to be boring 😄✨. They mix wit and wisdom, making integrity feel lighthearted and relatable 🤹‍♂️💡. Ready to laugh while learning about staying true? Let’s dive into some clever lines that keep integrity fun and fresh! 🎉🕵️‍♀️

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

3 days ago

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The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

6 days ago

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Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

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I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

2 weeks ago

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63 shares on Twitch this month:

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

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I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.

83 shares on Discord this month:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

36 shares on Instagram this month:

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

31 shares on Threads this month:

Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

51 shares on Threads this month:

Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

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The feminine urge to start a coven.

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Never trust a wet fart.

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Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

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Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

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Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

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Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Geopolitics for dudes is like pure sex. Almost like the male mind was built for this.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Threads:

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

Shared recently on X:

I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

Making waves on Messenger:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Seen just now on YouTube:

You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

Just shared via Reddit:

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Just landed via Threads:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Just landed via Instagram:

Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

Making waves on Slack:

All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

Just shared via Telegram:

Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

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