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Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

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He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

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I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

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Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

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Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Spotted on Discord:

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

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I need a vaccine against overthinking.

Just landed via Reddit:

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

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I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Trending via WeChat:

“Your password is too weak.” OK, well, I created him in my image.

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Funny integrity quotes bring a cheeky twist to honesty and values, proving that doing the right thing doesn’t have to be boring 😄✨. They mix wit and wisdom, making integrity feel lighthearted and relatable 🤹‍♂️💡. Ready to laugh while learning about staying true? Let’s dive into some clever lines that keep integrity fun and fresh! 🎉🕵️‍♀️

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Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

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Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

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Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

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I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

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Feeling like a bug without his rug.

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Just landed via Reddit:

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

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Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

Making waves on Slack:

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

Trending via X:

Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Live now on Snapchat:

Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

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