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I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

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Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

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Spotted on Discord:

Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

Making waves on Discord:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

Trending via Discord:

Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

Reported on X:

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

Trending via Facebook:

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

Just landed via Facebook:

I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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Funny integrity quotes

Funny integrity quotes bring a cheeky twist to honesty and values, proving that doing the right thing doesn’t have to be boring 😄✨. They mix wit and wisdom, making integrity feel lighthearted and relatable 🤹‍♂️💡. Ready to laugh while learning about staying true? Let’s dive into some clever lines that keep integrity fun and fresh! 🎉🕵️‍♀️

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3 weeks ago
Share →: It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

Commentary:
When your college fees get you a library card, but the internet's like, "Welcome to the dark side, we have PDFs!" 😂📚💻
5 months ago
Share →: The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

Commentary:
"He's not just hot… he's sizzling! 🔥 Keeping promises like a true superstar! 💫✨ #ManOfHisWord"
6 months ago
Share →: Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

Commentary:
"Alright, integrity, we see you out here flexing 💪 No compromises allowed in this VIP zone! 😎 Keep shining, you sassy little virtue! ✨"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

Commentary:
"If the price is right, I might consider auctioning off my integrity on eBay 🤑 But hey, at least I'm being upfront about it! 💁‍♂️ #IntegrityForSale"

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Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

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Reported on Pinterest:

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Making waves on Reddit:

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

Spotted on Telegram:

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

Breaking via WeChat:

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

Spotted on WeChat:

Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

Making waves on Telegram:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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