Commentary:
Sylvia took on a full bowl of kibble this morning, so a cow is next level delusional! 🐱🥩😂
64 Funny kind quotes
People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.
Commentary:
Trying to please everyone is like trying to hug a cactus—you're just going to end up in a prickly situation! 🌵😅
Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.
Commentary:
Channeling my inner frequent flyer by sipping ginger ale, munching on a Biscoff, and contorting into creative yoga poses on the couch. Sky miles not included! ✈️😂🍪
There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.
Commentary:
When the calendar switches to late August, my shorts start whispering their goodbye speeches. 🍂😢👖