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Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

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It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

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He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

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Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

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You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

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Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.

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Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

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Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

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A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

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That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

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Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

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The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

93 shares on Threads this month:

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

51 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

33 shares on Twitch this month:

Earth is hard.

97 shares on Threads this month:

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

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Not to brag, but what a time to be childless.

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Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

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Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

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That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

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Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

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Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

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In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

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If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

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‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

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I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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I avoid drama by being unpopular.

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Just landed via Instagram:

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

Just landed via WeChat:

Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

Freshly posted on Discord:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

Going viral on Twitch:

The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

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Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

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