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Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

Spotted on Threads:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Live now on Twitch:

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

Seen just now on Slack:

Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

Going viral on Instagram:

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

Just shared via Twitch:

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

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Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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Spotted on Facebook:

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Making waves on Facebook:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Spotted on Twitch:

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

Making waves on Threads:

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

Making waves on TikTok:

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

Trending via Instagram:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

Just shared via Twitch:

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

Just landed via Threads:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Breaking via Facebook:

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

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