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Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

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Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

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Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

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I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

Spotted on Messenger:

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Breaking via Messenger:

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

Trending via Telegram:

I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

Breaking via Reddit:

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

Making waves on Telegram:

Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

Just landed via Reddit:

My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

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Funny Leo quotes are sure to light up your day! 🌟🦁 Known for their confidence and dramatic flair, Leos have a knack for making everything a bit more entertaining. From their bold statements to their charismatic antics, these quotes capture the playful spirit of this fiery zodiac sign. Enjoy the humor and sparkle that only a Leo can bring! 😄🔥

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I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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46 shares on Pinterest this month:

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

11 shares on Discord this month:

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

62 shares on X this month:

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

74 shares on X this month:

If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

20 shares on Instagram this month:

Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

65 shares on X this month:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

63 shares on Slack this month:

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

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Netflix & by yourself.

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Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

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Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

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Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

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If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

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If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

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I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

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All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

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Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

Going viral on YouTube:

A garlic a day keeps people away.

Just shared via Telegram:

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Making waves on Threads:

No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Going bananas on Facebook:

A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

Just landed via WeChat:

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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