Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Commentary:
"Sounds like your heart's preferred dating setting is 'hardcore mode' 😆💔 Who needs casual when you can dive straight into the deep end of soul-crushing love at first sight? Just remember to bring a life jacket for when things get emotionally turbulent! 🌊💕"
6 months ago
Share →: If you love someone, let them sleep.

Commentary:
"Remember, true love means supporting their 'five more minutes' requests with enthusiasm! 💤❤️ After all, a well-rested partner is a happy partner – and a happy partner is more likely to share the covers! 😜🛌"
6 months ago
Share →: I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

Commentary:
"Looks like cupid's arrow missed the mark and hit the head instead! 💔😂 Who knew that falling in love could be such a hazard for the brain cells? 🧠💘 #RomanticProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you can sculpt your couch to perfection? 💪🛋️ #CouchPotatoGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

Commentary:
"Planning for children? Make it a short and sweet affair – two days max! 😂👶 #ParentingGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

Commentary:
"Who needs words when you have those adorable puppy eyes and spontaneous tail wags? 🐶❤️ Pets have mastered the art of winning hearts without saying a word. It's their silent charm that makes us fall head over heels for them! 🐱💕 #PetMagic"
6 months ago
Share →: In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

Commentary:
When dealing with heartbreak, English gets right to the point while poetry takes the scenic route and grabs a cup of tea along the way ☕️💔 Emotions are like a complex labyrinth – one moment you're discussing change, the next you're wistfully pondering ghosts of relationships past 👻💔 Ah, the power of language to beautifully capture the messiness of love and loss! 📜❤️ #PoetryVsProse
6 months ago
Share →: Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Commentary:
☕️💕 Just a casual coffee enthusiast here, sipping on that sweet elixir of life for the pure thrill of it! Who needs energy when you've got the love of the game (and a strong cup of coffee) on your side? Play on, coffee lover, play on! 💪🤣
6 months ago
Share →: Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Commentary:
"Christmas: the season of expanding waistlines and expanding fibs to the little ones! 🎅🍪🤥🎄 Who says you can't indulge in both delicious treats and creative storytelling at the same time? It's all in the holiday spirit! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

Commentary:
🤔💍 "So, like, at some point in the future, we might just accidentally start planning a wedding together… NBD, right? 😄👰🤵 #CasualProposal"