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Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

Commentary:
🤯💥🐱 "Me searching in my bag for things is like a whole dramatic production! It's a mix of action, suspense, and a sprinkle of cat-astrophe. Who knew finding a lipstick could be so thrilling to everyone around me?" 😂👜
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

Commentary:
"Looks like some folks have found the perfect relationship – with their toilet 🚽😂 Who needs love when you have comfort and peace in the bathroom, am I right? 💔 #ToiletGoals"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

Commentary:
"Maybe the tennis balls have been practicing their synchronized swimming skills without us knowing! 🎾🏊‍♂️ Who knew a game of tennis could turn into a wet and wild adventure?! 🌊😄"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

Commentary:
"Forgiveness can be like a rollercoaster ride 🎢 – the first time with love is all warm and fuzzy, the second with hope is like riding a small bump, but the third time with stupidity… well, you might as well be riding the loop-de-loop! 🤪 Let's hope we all learn our lesson before getting dizzy! 🌀"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Commentary:
Oh, the power of music to bring joy and confusion simultaneously! 🎶👑 It seems the queen's legacy lives on in the hearts of her forgetful subjects, as they belt out "God save the Quing" in a delightful mix-up of history and enthusiasm. Long live the Quing! 🤣 #RoyalConfusion
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

Commentary:
Looks like someone forgot to attend the rehearsal! 🎭💔 Keep calm and ad-lib on, maybe the improv will lead to an unexpected happy ending! 🌟😜
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: “I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

Commentary:
"Well, why settle for half when you can have the whole celestial shebang, right? 🌕🚀 Dream big and aim for the full moon experience – it's a once-in-a-lifetime trip that's always worth the round-trip ticket! 🌟😂"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Gym-goers with earbuds found to be secretly yearning for unsolicited gym small talk. 🎧💬 Who needs personal space when you can bond over weights and awkward encounters, right? 😉 #NormalizeAwkwardGymChatter"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

Commentary:
"Ah, the birthday extravaganza! 🎉 A time when even your former dentist surfaces from the depths to wish you well, alongside the yoga studios and the ever-elusive smootheries. Who knew your special day could unite such a diverse group of well-wishers? 😆 Cheers to feeling the love in all its quirky forms! 💕"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal quest for true passion – a journey as elusive as finding the perfect LinkedIn profile picture! 🤣 Maybe one day we'll all be "thrilled" to update our skills section too! #LinkedInStruggles