Wordgag ツ

Jan 23, 2025
Share →: If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person is feeling unloved compared to their cat! 😽 Who wouldn't appreciate a face full of kisses and smooshes? Maybe the cat just needs some lessons in affection etiquette. 🐱💋 #catantics"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

Commentary:
Oh, nothing says romance like a good ol' rap beef! 🎤🥩 It's like a musical love letter filled with sass and shade, set to a sick beat. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can have diss tracks and Twitter rants? It's a modern-day Romeo and Juliet saga, with a hip-hop twist! 💔🎶 #RapLoveSongs
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Commentary:
🍪😂 "Introducing 'Crumble' – for those who swipe right for cookies faster than they swipe left on bad jokes! Find your perfect match based on your favorite cookie flavor and see if your love can stand the ultimate test of sharing your last cookie 🤷‍♂️🍪 #CrumbleLove #CookieCrush" 😆🍪
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic art of poetic roasting 👨‍🎤🔥 It's like a lyrical battle of wits where insults are disguised as compliments and rhymes become the ultimate weapon! Who needs swords when you have verses? 🗡️📝 #RapBattlePoetrySlam"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

Commentary:
"Ah, the invisible Like button strikes again! It's like watching a showdown with a troop of tiny supporters doing the wave in the background 🕺🙌💃. Who needs popcorn when you have backup dancers keeping the drama alive! 🎭🌟 #SocialMediaEntertainment"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

Commentary:
"Who needs a white noise machine when you've got me around? 🛌😴 But hey, if you can't handle the symphony of my sleep, you don't get a front-row seat to my morning opera! 🎶😉 #SnoreAndRoar"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

Commentary:
"Ah, Savage Garden – the masters of blending romance with questionable mountain etiquette! 🏔️💔 Who knew love could involve such adventurous aquatic activities? 😂 Let's hope 'standing on a mountain' with someone doesn't lead to a one-way ticket to the sea! 🌊 #SavageGardenShenanigans"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

Commentary:
"Who knew geometry could be so romantic? 💞 When it comes to triangles, love is always acute angle! 😂💖"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

Commentary:
Looks like with women, you either strike out swinging or get hit by a curveball! 🤷‍♂️⚾️ It's all about finding that perfect balance, right? 😉
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: “Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of 'do what you love' – who knew it meant loving your bed so much you never want to leave? 🛌💤 Sounds like the ultimate work-from-bed dream job! 😂"