Funny mature quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

  Commentary:
  🌿👀 "Scrolling with maturity but those eyebrows have a mind of their own" 😅🧐

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

  Commentary:
  Ah, breakfast chefs in the morning are just overachievers with spatulas! 🥓👨‍🍳🍳

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

  Commentary:
  "Well, they say maturity is overrated, but nothing can quite burst your bubble of sophistication like the irresistible allure of bubble wrap. It's a poppin' good time for all ages!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "I delete posts faster than I can finish a bag of chips – that's called maturity evolution, my friend! 🧐💻 #NewHourNewMe"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

  Commentary:
  🤫 When faced with a tricky situation, just remember: nothing says "mature adult" like going straight to the source! 😂💁‍♀️👩‍👦 Brace yourself… mom's on speed dial!

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  Jan 24, 2025

  Share →: I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a reluctantly enlightened soul who has upgraded from Monday-hating to a more refined level of disliking the entire week! 🌧️😂 Embrace the mature grumpiness, my friend, for it is a mark of true sophistication. #MondayMotivation #WeekLongStruggle"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the moment of truth at the dentist's office: the fear shifts from the pain of the procedure to the pain in your wallet! 💸😬 But hey, at least you can laugh about it… to avoid crying! 😂"

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