Funny mature quotes

• Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.

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  3 weeks ago

  apology, back, communication, flirting, hand, humor, i, instant, instant reply, mature, maturity, phone, relationship, reply, sorry, texting

• Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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  3 weeks ago

  behavior, digital, digital behavior, feed, humor, judging, mature, maturity, media, non-judgmental, person, scrolling, social, social media

• People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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  3 weeks ago

  before, breakfast, cook, cooking, going, humor, mature, maturity, me, morning, morning routine, people, routine, too, work

• We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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  4 weeks ago

  bubble, bubble wrap, childish, distraction, fun, humor, mature, playfulness, someone, wrap

• I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

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  4 weeks ago

  cause, delete, getting, growth, hours, humor, i, mature, media, over, posts, reflection, social, social media

• I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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  4 weeks ago

  adult, communication, handle, humor, mature, mature adult, mom, reaction, responsibility, telling

• I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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  1 month ago

  dislike, humor, i, mature, maturity, Monday, routine, week, whole, work

• You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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  1 month ago

  adulthood, cost, dental, dental visit, dentist, expenses, fear, humor, know, mature, maturity, pain, visit

• Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

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  1 month ago

  actually, apology, back, communication, hand, humor, mature, maturity, phone, relationship, sorry, texting

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