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Funny mature quotes bring a hilarious twist to wisdom and life lessons πŸ˜„βœ¨ Perfect for those who appreciate a little sarcasm with their smarts, these gems blend age-old advice with cheeky humor πŸ€“πŸŽ‰ Whether you’re celebrating milestones or just need a laugh, get ready to chuckle and nod in agreement as maturity meets mischief! πŸŽˆπŸ˜‚ #WiseAndWitty

Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

Posted on12 hours ago12 hours ago

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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