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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŋðŸ‡Ķ has viewed:

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

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I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

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I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Seen just now on Threads:

Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

Spotted on Messenger:

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

Going viral on Instagram:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

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If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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Someone from ðŸ‡đðŸ‡đ has shared:

I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

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Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

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At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŊðŸ‡ĩ has viewed:

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

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Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡Ļ has shared:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

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Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

Breaking via Twitch:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

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My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

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Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

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