78 Funny mind quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

  Commentary:
  "Classic case of brain, always butting in uninvited! 🧠🤐 Just a friendly reminder to mind your own neurons, buddy 😂 #InnerMonologueIssues"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ever-polite approach to become the subject of someone's affection. 😄 Smooth moves, smooth talking—hoping to be the smooth operator of hearts! ❤️ Go ahead, take a seat in the 'Desire Zone' and let the charming games begin! 🎭"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

  Commentary:
  Trying to shake off those mind-typos like an Etch a Sketch? 🔄✨ Just be sure not to accidentally erase any crucial ideas! 🧠😆 #ShakeItOff #EtchASketchMind

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs an open mind when you can have an open bar? 🍹💡 Bottoms up for closed thoughts and open bottles! 🍻🧠 #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

  Commentary:
  🤔 "Ah, the ancient art of telepathy! Let me check my spam folder for your message… 🧐 Oh no, it must have gotten lost among all the mental junk mail! 😂 Next time, try sending a carrier pigeon just to be safe! 🐦💌"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Is losing your mind a hobby?

  Commentary:
  "Is losing your mind a hobby? 🤪 Well, if it is, then I must say some people are definitely turning pro at it! 😂 Just remember, if you're losing your mind, make sure you have a good map to find your way back! 🗺️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'each to their own' – beautifully diplomatic way of saying 'you're wrong, but let's agree to disagree'! 🤷‍♂️🤣 It's like a gentle slap in the face wrapped in a velvet glove! 😜"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I keep my mind active by worrying.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of keeping the brain busy by overanalyzing every possible catastrophe 🤯💭. Who needs Sudoku when you have worrying as a mental workout, am I right? 😂 #BrainGymnastics"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

  Commentary:
  "2021: Where losing your mind and having the time of your life meet like never before! 🤪🎉 It's a rollercoaster ride with a twist of chaos and a dash of unforgettable moments – buckle up and enjoy the crazy ride!" 🎢✨

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

  Commentary:
  "Starting a business is easy, they said. It'll be a piece of cake, they said. 🍰 But don't worry, you got this! Just remember to mind your own business…literally! 😜💼"

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