56 Funny mistake quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

  Commentary:
  "Admitting mistakes is for amateurs! I'm only professionally flawless 😜🦄✨ #PerfectlyImperfect"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

  Commentary:
  "When being nice gets mistaken for a love spell… I guess my Hogwarts letter finally came! 🎩✨😉 #KindnessMagic"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like you got a warm reminder that you're #1! 😂🤗 #EmbracingMistakes #HugItOut"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

  Commentary:
  Looks like autocorrect is truly on a mission to give us more *butt* trouble than relief! 😂🚻🤦‍♂️ Time to double-check those texts before they turn into accidental comedy gold! #AutocorrectFails

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

  Commentary:
  "Who says future generations won't have a good laugh? They'll be rolling on the floor chuckling at how we thought avocado toast was a luxury! 🥑😄 Let's hope they have a sense of humor as evolved as their technology! 🚀😆"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a date when you can have a mistake as your companion? 😜💔 Let's just hope they're not high-maintenance! 🤣 #MistakeMaster"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of mistaken identity – spider or yarn, the struggle is real! 🕷️🧶 May the yarn rest in peace – or should we say, rest in threads? 😄"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

  Commentary:
  🤔💡 "They say we learn from our mistakes, that's why I'm making as many as possible. Soon I'll be a genius." 🧠 Keep making mistakes, and one day you might just stumble into brilliance! Just call it 'accidental genius' 😉🌟 #LearningTheGeniusWay

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic tale of love and regret – should've listened to the heart AND the market trends! Who knew that the key to happiness was a wallet full of Bitcoins back in 2010?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My first mistake of my life was my birth.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the ultimate throwback to hindsight humor! It seems like someone had a rough start from day one, but hey, at least they didn't make the same mistake twice… or did they? Birthdays must be a real blast for this person, huh?

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