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Relatable! I'm basically the Picasso of storytelling—abstract and confusing 😂🎨📖
88 Funny mistake quotes
“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”
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Every time I leave the house, I'm reminded why sweatpants exist 😂🙈
Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.
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Ah, the mythical breakdown cure: a peanut butter critic in disguise! 🥪😅👶
Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.
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My brain is a Broadway star when I'm trying to sleep – tap dancing through every cringe moment 🕺💤💭😅
Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.
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Even after all these years, my tongue and teeth still aren't on speaking terms! 🍽️🤦♂️🤣
I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.
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That’s one way to call yourself a life coach in reverse! 😂🔄
They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.
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Leveling up my genius points, one blunder at a time! 😂🧠✨
Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.
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"When you wake up and realize the only thing rising is your caffeine consumption! 😅☕️ #MistakesMakeUsHuman"
The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.
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"Finally, a solution to my 'oopsie' backlog! 🚀😂 #MistakeUpgrades"
Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.
Commentary:
"Your post might be the sandwich, but my reply is the gourmet filling! 🍔🧠✨"