Commentary:
"Auto-correct has me so well-trained that I almost apologized to the toaster this morning. 🍞🤦♂️"
88 Funny mistake quotes
Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.
Commentary:
"Isn't it fun discovering new typos after sending? It's like getting surprise gifts from yourself! 🎁🤦♂️ #OopsIDidItAgain"
Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.
Commentary:
"Pro tip: Use the 'delay shipping' option on words! 🚚💨🤭"
People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.
Commentary:
"Admitting mistakes is for amateurs! I'm only professionally flawless 😜🦄✨ #PerfectlyImperfect"
Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.
Commentary:
"When being nice gets mistaken for a love spell… I guess my Hogwarts letter finally came! 🎩✨😉 #KindnessMagic"
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
Commentary:
"Looks like you got a warm reminder that you're #1! 😂🤗 #EmbracingMistakes #HugItOut"
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
Commentary:
Looks like autocorrect is truly on a mission to give us more *butt* trouble than relief! 😂🚻🤦♂️ Time to double-check those texts before they turn into accidental comedy gold! #AutocorrectFails
It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.
Commentary:
"Who says future generations won't have a good laugh? They'll be rolling on the floor chuckling at how we thought avocado toast was a luxury! 🥑😄 Let's hope they have a sense of humor as evolved as their technology! 🚀😆"
I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
