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Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Too shy for influencing. Too dumb for crypto. Too honest for a scam. Too lazy for 9-5. How can I make money?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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Shared recently on Slack:

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

Shared recently on Slack:

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

Going viral on TikTok:

Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

Going viral on WeChat:

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

Trending via Facebook:

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

Just shared via Reddit:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Seen just now on Threads:

How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

164 Funny misunderstanding quotes

Funny misunderstanding quotes capture those classic moments when wires get hilariously crossed and chaos ensues! 😂🤷‍♂️ Whether it’s misheard words, confusing instructions, or assuming way too much, these quotes remind us that misunderstandings may be awkward — but they’re also endlessly entertaining. Sometimes, getting it wrong is the funniest way to get it right! 😆🙈📞

New funny misunderstanding quotes 👇

Everything feels like thinking the stripper actually likes you.

1 week ago

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Nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me.

1 week ago

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Guy who thinks “generational trauma” means it’s like the goat of trauma.

1 week ago

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Showing my barber a Rorschach test, and he gives me his mother’s haircut.

1 week ago

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Bought some coconut shampoo, but when I got home, I realised I didn’t have a coconut.

1 week ago

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People will say “sounds good” at work when things don’t sound good at all.

1 week ago

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One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.

1 week ago

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I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

1 week ago

5, 9, am, humor, i, job, means, misunderstanding, think, time, used, work
As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

1 week ago

cheating, childhood, Christmas, claus, family, humor, i, kid, kissing, misunderstanding, mommy, Santa, Santa Claus, saw, song, thought, understand
It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

1 week ago

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97 shares on TikTok this month:

“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

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Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

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Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

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Dear music, thanks!

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December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.

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If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

The only love triangle I’m interested in is between me, my book, and my cozy blanket.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Discord:

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Shared recently on Slack:

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

Spotted on Pinterest:

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

Broadcasted on Reddit:

The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

Just shared via Instagram:

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Going bananas on WeChat:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

Just shared via Messenger:

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

Seen just now on Discord:

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

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