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82 Funny misunderstanding quotes
It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.
2 weeks ago
For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.
3 weeks ago
I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.
3 weeks ago
Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”
4 weeks ago
So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.
4 weeks ago
The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.
1 month ago
Time machine? You mean a clock?
1 month ago
The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.
1 month ago
“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?
1 month ago
“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.
1 month ago
I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.
2 months ago
That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.
2 months ago
In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.
2 months ago
Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.
2 months ago
My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.
2 months ago
I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.
3 months ago
You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.
3 months ago
Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.
3 months ago
You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.
3 months ago
I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.
3 months ago
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