156 Funny misunderstanding quotes

• As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

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  2 weeks ago

  cheating, childhood, Christmas, claus, family, humor, i, kid, kissing, misunderstanding, mommy, Santa, Santa Claus, saw, song, thought, understand

• It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

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  3 weeks ago

  day, fitness, gym, humor, joke, leg, leg day, misunderstanding, self-care, shaving

• Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

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  3 weeks ago

  actually, am, autism, gathering, humor, i, misunderstanding, movie, movie night, night, social, social gathering, thought, watch, watching, watching movie

• My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

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  3 weeks ago

  asked, call, called, fox, humor, i, joke, me, misunderstanding, phone, phone call, saw, tell, wife, work

• When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

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  3 weeks ago

  common, death, definition, die, disappointed, disappointment, history, humor, i, just, language, misunderstanding, search, search history, sure, through, using, word, words

• I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

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  3 weeks ago

  chicken, communication, eating, food, humor, i, joke, mean, misunderstanding, say, spicy, spicy chicken, things

• I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

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  4 weeks ago

  communication, entertainment, foreign, foreign language, humor, i, just, know, language, languages, listening, misunderstanding, music, sometimes, speak, talking

• Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

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  1 month ago

  carrying, energy, God, humor, i, language, meaning, means, meant, misunderstanding, oh, slang, thought, unc, uncle, uncool, weird, word, word meaning

• Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

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  1 month ago

  acting, babe, communication, delusion, humor, misunderstanding, partner, relationship, right

• Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

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  1 month ago

  asked, awkwardness, communication, conversation, dating, half, hour, humor, i, just, lady, mansplaining, me, misunderstanding, silence, staring, think, trap

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