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You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

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Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

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I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

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Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Just landed via WeChat:

I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Breaking via Messenger:

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Live now on Instagram:

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

Making waves on Facebook:

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

Breaking via Twitch:

If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

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104 Funny misunderstanding quotes

Funny misunderstanding quotes capture those classic moments when wires get hilariously crossed and chaos ensues! 😂🤷‍♂️ Whether it’s misheard words, confusing instructions, or assuming way too much, these quotes remind us that misunderstandings may be awkward — but they’re also endlessly entertaining. Sometimes, getting it wrong is the funniest way to get it right! 😆🙈📞

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3 days ago
Share →: Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

Commentary:
When she's sure she knows your feelings better than you do, it's like she's got a PhD in Mind Reading-ology 😂🧠📚
1 week ago
Share →: “You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

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Being "understanding" is just my crime prevention strategy 😂🚔📜
1 week ago
Share →: Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

Commentary:
Can't blame the guy for having high standards… or just not wanting furry sous chefs! 🐀👨‍🍳🤣
1 week ago
Share →: Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Commentary:
When you realize ASAP doesn’t actually mean "As Soon As Panic" 😂🕒💨
1 week ago
Share →: More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

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Clapping or snacking? Either way, I'm a fan! 👏🍎😄
1 week ago
Share →: Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

Commentary:
Looks like someone missed the memo on turning rebellion into a profitable side hustle! 💼💸😆
1 week ago
Share →: I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

Commentary:
😂 Oh, I totally get it! "Let me look into it" is just corporate speak for "Let me find a nice way to runaway from this request!" 🏃‍♂️💨📞x
1 week ago
Share →: Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

Commentary:
"Guess I'll hold the fort here on Earth! 🚪🤦‍♂️🛸🌕"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

Commentary:
"Witchcraft: Removed 'thou' broom, added 'thy' algorithm! 🧙‍♀️🤖🔥 #NotAWitchJustTechy"
2 weeks ago
Share →: When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

Commentary:
"When I bark at a dog, all I can think is: 'Did I just ask him to do my taxes?' 🐶🗂️❓"

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Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

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You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

Reported on Reddit:

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Trending via WeChat:

If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

Making waves on Twitch:

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

Just shared via TikTok:

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Trending via Messenger:

About to form my very first opinion.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Going viral on Reddit:

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

Reported on TikTok:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Going viral on Telegram:

Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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