Funny quotes misunderstanding

81 Funny misunderstanding quotes

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

Funny Quotes Mar 27, 2025

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Funny Quotes Mar 23, 2025

Time machine? You mean a clock?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

Funny Quotes Mar 16, 2025

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025