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35 Funny Monday quotes

Funny Monday quotes bring a light-hearted twist to the start of the workweek! 🗓️😂 From witty remarks about the challenges of getting back to work to playful takes on Monday’s unique vibe, these quotes capture the humor in facing a new week. Enjoy a laugh and start your Monday with a smile! 😄☕

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

3 months ago

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

3 months ago

I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

3 months ago

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

3 months ago

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

3 months ago

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

3 months ago

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

3 months ago

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

3 months ago

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

3 months ago

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

3 months ago

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

3 months ago

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

3 months ago

You are the Monday of my life.

3 months ago

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

3 months ago

Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

3 months ago