Funny moth quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

  Commentary:
  "Mastered the art of moth-jitsu! 🥋🦋 #MiyagiModeActivated"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

  Commentary:
  "Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? 🌙 Maybe they're just trying to keep their cool until they discover the ultimate light source – the sun! ☀️ Watch out moth world, the big reveal is coming!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

  Commentary:
  🦋 "Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?" 🥪🥑 Maybe moths are just misunderstood foodies who prefer a cashmere buffet over a simple sammie or avocado toast! Who knows, maybe there's a moth out there dreaming of a sweater made of avocado 🥑 toast! Just a little fashion-forward thinking from our moth friends! 😂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

  Commentary:
  Well, wouldn't it be amusing to hear someone say, "Oh, hi there, Moth!" 🦋 It's a shame we're missing out on potential entomological nickname possibilities! Maybe "Tim" just isn't ready to spread his wings and fly as "Moth" just yet. 😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

  Commentary:
  🦋 Just when you thought you had all the answers, a moth swoops in to ask the real questions. Maybe it's on a mission to share the secrets of the universe… or it just has terrible depth perception. Either way, I guess we'll never know! 🤷‍♂️

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the chic and sophisticated cousin of the butterfly – the moth! 🦋🤓💁‍♀️ Who knew their secret to elegance was rocking glasses and a sleek updo? Who says bugs can't have style! 😄 #FashionistaInDisguise"

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