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Funny moves quotes

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025