14 Funny moves quotes

• Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

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  2 months ago

  6, boat, emoji, family, house, houses, humor, moves, moving, next, television, tiny, tiny house

• My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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  2 months ago

  faster, humor, instinct, mouth, moves, sarcasm, self-deprecating, survival, survival instinct

• Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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  2 months ago

  amusement, anyone, awkwardness, comedy, disgusting, grown, grown man, humor, man, moves, parenting, physical, physical comedy, responsibility, seeing, stumble, train, transportation

• When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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  able, aisle, aisles, around, call, confusion, cops, frustration, grocery, grocery store, humor, joke, moves, navigation, police, shopping, should, store

• Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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  2 months ago

  call, city, city life, hour, humor, irony, life, moves, nothing, nothing moves, observation, rush, rush hour, time, traffic

• The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

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  2 months ago

  activity, everything, excel, game, games, humor, kill, microsoft, moves, types, video, video game

• The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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  2 months ago

  advice, career, career advice, choices, closer, decision, every, having, humor, i, job, life, life choices, LinkedIn, motivation, moves, only, professional, professional life, work

• I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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  2 months ago

  around, brain, brain cell, cell, head, humor, i, joke, left, mental, movement, moves, screensaver, Windows

• I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, design, furniture, humor, i, inconvenience, issue, movement, moves, rush, take

• I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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  2 months ago

  benefit, comeback, dance, dance move, enjoy, enjoyment, glass, glasses, health, health benefit, humor, i, move, moves, night, night routine, routine, wine, witty, witty comeback

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