11 Funny moves quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

  Commentary:
  "Speed talking: because who needs survival instincts when you have wit? 😂👄💨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

  Commentary:
  "Watching a grown man stumble on a train makes me wonder if he's planning to provide comic relief for the family instead! 🤣🚂 #ProviderOfJokes"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking News: Grocery store commits 'shelf-shifting'! 🚓🍎 Anyone seen the mustard lately? 😂 #LostInAisle"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

  Commentary:
  "Why do they call it rush hour? It's more like 'crawl hour' if you ask me! It's the only time of day when even the snails are passing you by. Maybe they should rename it 'slow-ly but surely hour' instead!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the classic gamer dichotomy: unleashing havoc on virtual worlds or meticulously organizing spreadsheets. It's like choosing between chaos and order, between slaying dragons and slaying data. 🎮💥💼 Who needs real-life adventures when you can battle monsters or conquer formulas from the comfort of your own screen? Choose your weapon: a sword or a mouse—both equally formidable in their own realms! ⚔️🖱️ #GamerLife #Spread

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

  Commentary:
  "Career advice: Work hard now, so LinkedIn can work harder for you later! 🚀💼 #LinkedInEscapePlan"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like your brain is holding on for dear life! 🧠💨 Don't worry, at least it's providing some entertainment with that screensaver action. Maybe try restarting to see if that brain cell finds its way home! 🔄😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to rush past furniture that plays hide-and-seek with you? 🕰️ Don't worry, the struggle is real! It's like your couch is saying, 'Just adding some drama to your life, no biggie.' 🪑😄 #FurniturePranks"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the secret behind health, wit, and dance floor domination – all in a humble glass of wine 🍷💃 Here's to staying sharp and agile, one sip at a time! Cheers to keeping the doctor away with a side of sass and style 😉🥂 #WineWisdom"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fancy footwork when you've got a silver tongue? 💃🗣️ Talk about a smooth operator! Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone requests the Cha-Cha Slide… 🕺😅"

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