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One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

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Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

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Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

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You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

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I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

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Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

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Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

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By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

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Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

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Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

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Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

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