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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

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Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

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My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

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If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

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At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

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If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

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Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

Going viral on Twitch:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

Making waves on Reddit:

Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

Live now on YouTube:

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

Making waves on Slack:

I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

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Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

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Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

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"Looks like even God couldn't escape the downsizing trend! 👀🙏 Maybe it's time for some divine job hunting. Who knows, maybe the Creator can try their hand at a new gig under the sun? 🌞 #UnemployedDeity"

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

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Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

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Making waves on WeChat:

Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

Seen just now on Threads:

In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

Just shared via YouTube:

All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

Breaking via Threads:

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

Trending via Discord:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Making waves on Facebook:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

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