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I wish tree puns were more poplar.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

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Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

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I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

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I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

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I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

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Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

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I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

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Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

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Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

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This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

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Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

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I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

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Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

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Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

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Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

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