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Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

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Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

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You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Trending via Messenger:

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

Live now on Reddit:

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

Breaking via Facebook:

It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

Making waves on Facebook:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Reported on TikTok:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

Reported on X:

We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

Going viral on Slack:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

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Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

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Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

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I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

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70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

Reported on Facebook:

I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Shared recently on Slack:

I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

Freshly posted on X:

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Shared recently on X:

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

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