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Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

3 months ago

As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

3 months ago

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

3 months ago

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

3 months ago

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

3 months ago

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

3 months ago

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

3 months ago

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

3 months ago

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

3 months ago

I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

3 months ago

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

3 months ago

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

3 months ago

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

3 months ago

I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

3 months ago

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

3 months ago

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

3 months ago

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

3 months ago