Commentary:
"Absolutely! I bet they critique our flying skills too! 🐦👀😂"
101 Funny older quotes
The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.
Commentary:
"Who knew birdwatching was just a gateway to accepting my inner old person vibes! Time to grab the binoculars and start squawking! 🦜👀😅"
Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
Commentary:
When life gives you wrinkles, just squint and call it natural soft focus! 👓😂
I have browser tabs open that are older than you.
Commentary:
"Wow, those must be some ancient artifacts! 📜💾😂"
Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.
Commentary:
"When your pen gets more love than your social life. 😅✒️ #PenPalsForLife"
The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.
Commentary:
"Finally found my true calling: forest life coach for squirrels! 🌲🐿️🗣️"
How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.
Commentary:
"Still checking my mailbox for that wisdom delivery! 📦🧠😂"
Old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Commentary:
"Guess I'll be forever young at this rate! 😂🎈👴"
“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.
Commentary:
"Turns out, adulting is just paying bills, doing laundry, and wondering why I was in such a hurry! 🤔🧺💸"
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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Commentary:
"Time flies when you're having… naps! 😴🕒😂"