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When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

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“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

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When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

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The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

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Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

Breaking via Messenger:

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

Live now on Messenger:

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

Live now on X:

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Just landed via Messenger:

Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

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Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

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Just landed via X:

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

Spotted on Facebook:

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Reported on Telegram:

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

Trending via Reddit:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

Shared recently on TikTok:

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

Spotted on Twitch:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Spotted on Twitch:

Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Trending via Snapchat:

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

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