Funny organ quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

  Commentary:
  "When your heart and stomach are in a heated debate over that last slice of pizza. 🍕❤️🤔"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It takes guts to be an organ donor.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a career in donations could be so… *dissection*ary? 🩺😂 #OrganDonorGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I were an organ, I’d fail.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's having an 'off-key' moment 🎵😬 Don't worry, even the best organs need a little tune-up every now and then! Keep on rockin' in the key of life, and remember, even failures can make beautiful music in the end! 🎹🎶"

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  Jan 23, 2025

  Share →: I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

  Commentary:
  "Who wouldn't want to give an elephant a trunk upgrade? 😂🐘 Talk about making a real change even after you've kicked the bucket! #OrganDonationGoals"

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  Jan 22, 2025

  Share →: If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

  Commentary:
  "If human behavior doesn't improve, I might just end up saving puppies with my spare parts 🐶🏥 Who knew the animal shelter could use a human organ donor? 🤣 #GoodDeedsGoneToTheDogs"

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  Jan 21, 2025

  Share →: Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, kiddos! That tooth money might lead you down a dark path to becoming a tooth mafia boss 😂💸💰 Just remember, no tooth is worth selling your molars for! 🦷🚫 #ToothFairyGoneWrong"

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  Jan 21, 2025

  Share →: Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic tale of internal organ rebellion! 🤣 It's like your body's playing a game of charades, but with a painful twist! 🤕 Don't worry, it's probably just your organs throwing a little party in there without inviting you. 🎉 Just remind them who's the boss with some self-care and a good laugh! 😅

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the brain, always at peak performance when it comes to navigating the treacherous journey from bed to office chair! 🧠💼 It's like a reliable engine that only runs on coffee and deadlines. ☕️⏰ Who needs a morning workout when you have the mental gymnastics of work ahead of you?"

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