Funny organ quotes — Wordgag ツ

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

1 month ago1 month ago

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

3 months ago3 months ago

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

4 months ago4 months ago

If I were an organ, I’d fail.

Jan 27, 2025

I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

Jan 23, 2025

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Jan 22, 2025

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Jan 21, 2025

Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

Jan 21, 2025

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Jan 20, 2025