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  2 months ago

  Share →: “American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

  Commentary:
  "Waiting for the plot twist where the American Pope is also a crime-fighting detective! 😂📺✝️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

  Commentary:
  "Apple picking: the original sin, where we're all just a bite away from a juicy temptation 🍎😈 Who knew that a seemingly innocent activity could have such scandalous roots?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

  Commentary:
  "Seeking advice from seven friends just to make them feel included before doing exactly what we were going to do all along 🤷‍♂️🙃 #TrustYourInstincts"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like a non-stop drama series every therapy session, with plot twists and character development for days! 🍿💁‍♂️ #TherapyGoals"

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