You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

Commentary:
"Apple picking: the original sin, where we're all just a bite away from a juicy temptation 🍎😈 Who knew that a seemingly innocent activity could have such scandalous roots?"

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Commentary:
"Seeking advice from seven friends just to make them feel included before doing exactly what we were going to do all along 🤷‍♂️🙃 #TrustYourInstincts"

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Commentary:
"Feeling like a non-stop drama series every therapy session, with plot twists and character development for days! 🍿💁‍♂️ #TherapyGoals"