Funny patient quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

  Commentary:
  "Being the teacher's pet never felt so good… or costs so much! 😂🛋️👩‍⚕️ #TherapyGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

  Commentary:
  "Love is patient, but a free bar test our patience faster than a wedding toast 🥂😅 #PrioritiesShiftWhenDrinksAreInvolved"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

  Commentary:
  "Just imagine her out there, practicing her fake laughter skills, waiting for her true clown 🤡 to sweep her off her feet! Patience, Queen, your comedy king is on his way to make you laugh for real 😄💕 #RelationshipGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of modern medicine: should we trust a doctor based on their medical expertise or the quality of their lollipop selection? It's a tough choice, but hey, at least you'll have something sweet to ponder while waiting in the waiting room!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

  Commentary:
  "Me waiting for patience to kick in like 🕒⏳… Oh, the irony! 🤷‍♂️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

  Commentary:
  "Before diving into parenthood, remember: kids are experts at pushing your patience to new heights! 🤪👶 #ParentingAdventures #StayingZen"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting: transforming infinite patience into 'Did you just eat that off the floor?!' in 0.5 seconds. 🤦‍♂️👶 #ParentLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

  Commentary:
  "Judging a good doctor by their waiting room Wi-Fi? Well, looks like the real key to a strong patient-doctor relationship is a solid connection! 📶💉 Who knew your internet speed could be a vital sign too? 🤣 #DoctorApprovedInternet"

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