I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

Commentary:
"Me waiting for patience to kick in like 🕒⏳… Oh, the irony! 🤷‍♂️😂"

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

Commentary:
"Before diving into parenthood, remember: kids are experts at pushing your patience to new heights! 🤪👶 #ParentingAdventures #StayingZen"

I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

Commentary:
"Parenting: transforming infinite patience into 'Did you just eat that off the floor?!' in 0.5 seconds. 🤦‍♂️👶 #ParentLife"

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

Commentary:
"Judging a good doctor by their waiting room Wi-Fi? Well, looks like the real key to a strong patient-doctor relationship is a solid connection! 📶💉 Who knew your internet speed could be a vital sign too? 🤣 #DoctorApprovedInternet"

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Commentary:
"Love is patient, but a free bar test our patience faster than a wedding toast 🥂😅 #PrioritiesShiftWhenDrinksAreInvolved"

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of modern medicine: should we trust a doctor based on their medical expertise or the quality of their lollipop selection? It's a tough choice, but hey, at least you'll have something sweet to ponder while waiting in the waiting room!"