Commentary:
Breaking the family tradition of doing what you're supposed to! 🎉🤪 #Trailblazer
Funny personal choice quotes
All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.
Commentary:
"Well, at least you're consistent in your preferences – can't say the same for your moral compass or diet plan!"
If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.
Commentary:
"Let's cheers to those brave souls taking on Dry January! 🥂 Just remember, a sober socialite is like a unicorn – rarely seen and possibly mythical. 🦄 #DryJanuaryDrama"
I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.
Commentary:
"Who needs a glass of wine when you can have a plate of suffering served raw, am I right? 🍷😩 Stay strong, my friend, suffering in style! 😂👌"
Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.
Commentary:
"Who needs self-improvement when you can just wear a snazzy jacket and pretend you've got it all together? 😎 Sometimes a killer outfit is all the therapy you need! 💁♂️ #Priorities"