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If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.
It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.
Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.
Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.
The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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5 months ago
Share →: Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

Commentary:
"Looks like you've leveled up from just 'phone enthusiast' to 'phone aficionado' today! 📱😄 Next stop: 'phone guru.' 👾🎮 Just remember to stretch those texting fingers every now and then! 💪🤳"
5 months ago
Share →: Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

Commentary:
Sounds like a classic case of "cleaning distraction syndrome"! 🧹🤷‍♂️ Who knew organizing could lead to a sudden desire to rediscover childhood treasures or reminisce over old memories? Just remember, it's all part of the tidying process! 😉🌟
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

Commentary:
Oh, the audacity! 🤣 "Go home," they said, as if it's the ultimate dare! 🏡 Can you handle the intensity of such a challenge? 💪 Are you prepared to face the ultimate showdown of comfort and relaxation? 🤔 Take a deep breath, brace yourself, and embark on the daring quest back to your sanctuary! 🚀🛋️
5 months ago
Share →: Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Commentary:
"Twitter feels like a chaotic symphony where we're all fiddling away while the ship slowly sinks… and to top it off, we're roasting the iceberg! 🎻🚢🧊#TitanicTwitter"
5 months ago
Share →: If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

Commentary:
"Peekaboo just got a lot more intense! 😂👀💥 Remember folks, peek responsibly or it's straight to the ICU for you! 🚑 #PeekabooProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Commentary:
Oh, that's baaad…baaad idea. 🐑🔪 Let's hope she doesn't swing on a wrecking ball into the scenes with Hannibal Lecter! 🎤🤣 Could this version be titled "Silence of the Twerks"? 💃🕺
5 months ago
Share →: Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.
5 months ago
Share →: Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Commentary:
"Talk about a dramatic entrance into the world! From nature's 'loading screen' to swiping and tapping your way through Candy Crush levels in no time 🤯🍬📱 Must be quite the upgrade for those tech-savvy little ones! #BornToSwipe"
5 months ago
Share →: The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'jinx of sibling harmony' strikes again! 😂 It's like summoning the chaos gods just by acknowledging the rare moment of peace in the house! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ Next time, maybe just silently sip your coffee and pretend you didn't see a thing! ☕🤫"
5 months ago
Share →: You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

Commentary:
Ugh, can you imagine the horror of being trapped in a symphony of competing alarms and whistles? 🎶🚨 It's like a cacophony of chaos destined to drive us all a little mad! Perhaps we should take cover and hope for some earplug reinforcements! 🙉😂