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Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

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My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

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It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

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Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

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My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

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Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

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Googling symptoms until you cry.

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

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I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

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Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

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Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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Ah, the eternal struggle between the tortured poet and the perplexed poetry reader! 📜🤔 Maybe poets are just trying to share a little slice of their angst with us, while we readers navigate the emotional rollercoaster of deciphering their verses. 🎢📝 After all, isn't it a unique kind of torture to wrestle with the ambiguity of metaphors and the depth of symbolism? Perhaps the real question is: who is truly more tortured – the poet crafting

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If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

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For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

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Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

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The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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I will never stop being a quitter!

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Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

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Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

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If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

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The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

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That fight could’ve been an email.

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

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I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

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