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Babe, you have to believe me. I followed that porn star because I like her political views.

Feb 3, 2026

Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

Feb 3, 2026

I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

Feb 3, 2026

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Feb 2, 2026

Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

Feb 2, 2026

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

Feb 1, 2026

Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

Jan 31, 2026

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Jan 31, 2026

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

Jan 31, 2026

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

Jan 31, 2026

Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

Jan 31, 2026

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Jan 21, 2026

How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

Jan 20, 2026

Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

Jan 19, 2026

If porn damages your brain, and writing develops your brain, does writing porn even it out?

Jan 19, 2026

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

Jan 19, 2026

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

Jan 19, 2026

Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

Jan 18, 2026