Funny porn quotes

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  15 hours ago

  Share →: The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that even bots have great taste in humor! 😂🤖 #ComedyClassic"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

  Commentary:
  "Taking 'commitment issues' to a whole new level! 😂📚🔞"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

  Commentary:
  "Just here for the plot twists and character development! 🤓🍿😏"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

  Commentary:
  "When your priorities are hot pizza over hot scenes! 🍕😅 #PlotTwist"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's like reading the last page of a book first! 📚🍿 Starting off with sex without the backstory is like showing up to a party fashionably late but missing all the juicy gossip! 😆 #JustGiveUsThePlotTwist

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

  Commentary:
  "Move over, Hollywood glamour! I bring the ultimate ear-cleaning drama to the table 😂💁‍♂️ Who needs red carpets when you've got cotton buds, am I right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal question of commitment in the world of adult films – will they or won't they say "I do" after all that "action"? 💍🔞 Perhaps the real climax is the love story that lasts beyond the final scene… or maybe just until the credits roll! 😜🎬 #LoveAndOtherRatedRThings

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