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18 Funny porn quotes

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Babe, you have to believe me. I followed that porn star because I like her political views.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

Posted onJan 31, 2026

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Posted onJan 21, 2026

How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

Posted onJan 20, 2026

Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

If porn damages your brain, and writing develops your brain, does writing porn even it out?

Posted onJan 19, 2026

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

Posted onJan 18, 2026

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