18 funny porn quotes - Wordgag

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

May 19, 2026

Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

May 18, 2026

Babe, you have to believe me. I followed that porn star because I like her political views.

Apr 1, 2026

Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

Apr 1, 2026

I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

Apr 1, 2026

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Mar 31, 2026

Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

Mar 31, 2026

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

Mar 30, 2026

Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

Mar 29, 2026

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Mar 29, 2026

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

Mar 29, 2026

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

Mar 29, 2026

Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

Mar 29, 2026

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Mar 24, 2026

How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

Mar 23, 2026

Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

Mar 23, 2026

If porn damages your brain, and writing develops your brain, does writing porn even it out?

Mar 23, 2026

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

Mar 23, 2026