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Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

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People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

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You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.

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“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

Making waves on TikTok:

I liked it better when I was naive enough to think everyone was empathetic.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Going viral on Threads:

I need a massage for my brain.

Just landed via YouTube:

Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

Just shared via Facebook:

It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

Breaking via Messenger:

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

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23 shares on Discord this month:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

52 shares on X this month:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

52 shares on WeChat this month:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

38 shares on X this month:

Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

61 shares on Reddit this month:

Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

67 shares on YouTube this month:

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

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Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.

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If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

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You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Elevator music is bad on so many levels.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

This meeting could have been a cave painting.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

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Making waves on Instagram:

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Do vape shops and nail salons actually make money, or is my town’s economy one big laundering scheme?

Spotted on Messenger:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

Breaking via X:

I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Spotted on Twitch:

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Live now on WeChat:

People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

Freshly posted on Threads:

That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

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