16 Funny practice quotes

• The more I practice, the luckier I get.

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  6 days ago

  effort, humor, i, improvement, luck, motivation, practice, skill, success

• Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

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  7 days ago

  charm, dating, flirting, good, humor, man, much, never, practice, too, trust

• I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

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  1 week ago

  bad, bad guy, bluesky, comparison, gaming, guy, guys, humor, i, JRPG, media, practice, social, social media, support, theory

• “Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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  1 week ago

  capitalism, communism, even, good, humor, ideology, political, political ideology, practice, satire, sound, sounds, theory, work

• This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

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  1 week ago

  bathroom, bathroom mirror, draw, every, finger, finger gun, gun, guns, humor, just, know, mirror, morning, never, practice, quick, quick draw, situation, unexpected, unexpected situation

• People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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  1 week ago

  bullet, catch, challenge, humor, joke, people, practice, skill, teeth

• Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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  1 week ago

  activity, beat, DIY, fun, fun activity, humor, music, myself, neighbor, practice, teaching, ukulele, wall

• People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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  1 week ago

  alone, anxiety, before, communication, conversation, day, humor, live, loneliness, loud, people, practice, should, social, social anxiety, speak, time

• Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

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  2 weeks ago

  asleep, child, effective, family, humor, instrument, parenting, practice, sibling, still

• My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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  2 weeks ago

  humor, i, me, parents, practice, raise, rude, sarcasm, upbringing, wit

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