15 Funny practice quotes — Wordgag ツ

Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

7 days ago7 days ago

Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

1 month ago1 month ago

Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

2 months ago2 months ago

I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

2 months ago2 months ago

“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

2 months ago2 months ago

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

2 months ago2 months ago

People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

2 months ago2 months ago

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

2 months ago2 months ago

People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

2 months ago2 months ago

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

Jan 26, 2025

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

Jan 26, 2025

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

Jan 25, 2025

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

Jan 21, 2025

Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

Jan 21, 2025