91 Funny productivity quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

  Commentary:
  That's the kind of free time I dream of—next stop, reviewing socks and dustpans! 😂🧺📦

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

  Commentary:
  "When your productivity level is higher than the clouds 🌿⛅ but you still forget where you left your phone 😅📱 #PabloProblems"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

  Commentary:
  "After a long weekend, my brain's still on vacation mode while my body grudgingly clocks in! 💤🔔 #OutOfOfficeMindset"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

  Commentary:
  "Efficiency is just a fancy word for 'congratulations, here’s more work!' 🎉🗂️🤣"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking News: Speedy replies confirmed as camouflage for workplace shenanigans! 😂📧💨 #EmailNinja"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

  Commentary:
  "When you turn procrastination into an art form 🎨😂 #ProCraft-inator"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

  Commentary:
  "When you finally find the right genie lamp, and forget the other two wishes! 🧞‍♂️⏰💊😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

  Commentary:
  "Life hack: turn productivity into a game of 'How many tasks can I fake complete today? 😎✍️✨ #DopamineOverdose"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that even laptops can't handle the heat of my awesomeness! 🔥😎💻"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

  Commentary:
  "Microsoft Teams be like: 'Did you fall into a black hole or just a snack break? 🍕👀'"

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