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Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

3 months ago

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

3 months ago

This Monday could have been an email.

3 months ago

I can’t work under these festive conditions.

3 months ago

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

3 months ago

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

3 months ago

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

3 months ago

My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

3 months ago

Multitask? I can barely unitask.

3 months ago

There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

3 months ago

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

3 months ago

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

3 months ago

Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

3 months ago

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

3 months ago

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

3 months ago

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

3 months ago

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

3 months ago

“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

3 months ago

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

3 months ago

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

3 months ago