My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's banking on their vocal talents to sleigh the retirement game! 🎤🎅 Who needs a 401(k) when you've got jingle bells and high notes to back you up? 🎶😄 #RockinAroundTheRetirementPlan"

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

Commentary:
"Attention everyone: the red dot isn't just a fashion statement, it's also a surveillance system! 🕵️‍♀️🔴 Better watch your words around Indian girls, lest you become the star of their next reality TV show! 😂 #RedDotConfidential"