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Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

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Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

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Strict parents raise good liars.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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Seen just now on Instagram:

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

Going viral on YouTube:

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Making waves on Facebook:

When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

Reported on Facebook:

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Just landed via Facebook:

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

Going viral on Messenger:

Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

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Funny recording quotes 🎤 bring a burst of laughter to every studio session and podcast hangout 🎧. Whether you’re behind the mic or just vibing with the soundboard, these witty gems add a splash of humor to the serious world of audio 🎶. Ready to brighten your day and tickle your funny bone? Let’s dive into some soundbites that’ll have you smiling louder than a mic drop! 😄🎙️

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2 months ago
Share →: Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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Commentary:
"Just joined the Witness Protection Program for voices! 🎤🚫😂"
2 months ago
Share →: You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

Commentary:
"Are you secretly the voice of the automated overlords? 🤖📞😂"
3 months ago
Share →: Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

Commentary:
"Listening to my own voice in a recording has me reconsidering my life choices and contemplating issuing a blanket apology to everyone who's ever heard me speak… 🙉😅 #SorryNotSorry"
4 months ago
Share →: Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

Commentary:
"Attention everyone: the red dot isn't just a fashion statement, it's also a surveillance system! 🕵️‍♀️🔴 Better watch your words around Indian girls, lest you become the star of their next reality TV show! 😂 #RedDotConfidential"
6 months ago
Share →: My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's banking on their vocal talents to sleigh the retirement game! 🎤🎅 Who needs a 401(k) when you've got jingle bells and high notes to back you up? 🎶😄 #RockinAroundTheRetirementPlan"

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Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Live, laugh, leftovers.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

I probably think this song is about me.

Reported on WeChat:

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

Breaking via WeChat:

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

Going viral on WeChat:

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

Spotted on Reddit:

We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

Just shared via Telegram:

People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

Seen just now on X:

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Spotted on Pinterest:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Going viral on Threads:

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

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