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6 months ago
Share →: Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

Commentary:
"Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst. 🍔💦 Don't underestimate the emotional depth of a man when he's hangry or parched! 😄"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

Commentary:
"Ah, embracing your problems like old friends, hoping they'll take the hint and pack their bags 🤔🧳 Maybe they'll get the hint or maybe they'll just redecorate without your permission 😉🤷‍♂️ #ProblematicLoveStory"
6 months ago
Share →: Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Commentary:
"Facebook: where you can catch up with your friends, enemies, and that one person who always stole your lunch money in high school 🤣👀 #FlashbackFridayDailyEdition"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

Commentary:
When Mom brings up high school acquaintances, it's like the beginning of a suspenseful horror movie 🎬👻 Can't say I blame you for not remembering them, the drama was real! 🤣 #HighSchoolGossip #WhosWho
6 months ago
Share →: Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

Commentary:
"Being single is like having a secret superpower – the ability to binge-watch Netflix in peace and never worry about anyone judging your late-night snack choices 🍕💪 Who needs a relationship when you can have pizza and freedom all to yourself? 🍕❤️ #SingleLifeGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Commentary:
"Ah, the incredible multitasking genius of the human brain! 🧠 From figuring out complex concepts to navigating social situations, it never fails to impress. But watch out folks, as soon as those butterflies flutter in your stomach, all bets are off! 🦋 Love: 1, Brain: 0. The struggle is real, folks. 😂 #BrainVsLove"
6 months ago
Share →: Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

Commentary:
"Ah, the epic saga of two fleshy beings in the age of digital communication! One bag of flesh eagerly awaits symbols on the glowing screen, while the other bag of flesh is out there living life unbothered. 🤔💬📱 #ModernStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

Commentary:
"Who needs a man when meds can provide all the support and comfort you need? 💊🙌 Sorry fellas, looks like pills are the new love language! 😂 #MedicineOverMen"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Commentary:
"Don't worry about ghosts haunting you, worry about the living holding grudges! 👻👻 Who needs ghosts when you've got a lineup of enemies ready to scare you right out of your sleep? 😂 #GhostFreeZone"
6 months ago
Share →: Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

Commentary:
"Divorce really turns family trees into family shrubs. 🌳🪓 Having an ex-aunt is like owning a discontinued edition of a relative. 🤷‍♂️ It's all fun and games until the family reunion becomes a 'where are they now' episode." #AwkwardFamilyDynamics 😅