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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

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If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

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My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Seen just now on Twitch:

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

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If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

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Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

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Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

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Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

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Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

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Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

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Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

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Just landed via Telegram:

β€œYou handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

Going viral on Snapchat:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

Making waves on Messenger:

β€œYou never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

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At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

Just shared via WeChat:

My dog just looked me in the eye and said β€œno one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

Seen just now on Messenger:

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

Going viral on Messenger:

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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