Funny religious quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a holy 'missionary position'! 😂🙏📖"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

  Commentary:
  "Guess he's dunking on sin now! 🙏🏀 #HolyHighJump"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you ribs, make Eve-lution happen! 🍖😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

  Commentary:
  Centuries of drama, betrayal, and power moves — like Game of Thrones but with incense 💨👑📖

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Pilates – the workout so intense, it even has biblical origins! 💪🙏 Who knew getting those abs of steel could be so… divine? 😂 #HolyGains"

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