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Funny religious quotes

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  • In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

    Commentary:
    “When life gives you ribs, make Eve-lution happen! 🍖😂”

  • If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the histo...

    Commentary:
    Centuries of drama, betrayal, and power moves — like Game of Thrones but with incense 💨👑📖

  • You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

    Commentary:
    “Ah, Pilates – the workout so intense, it even has biblical origins! 💪🙏 Who knew getting those abs of steel could be so… divine? 😂 #HolyGains”

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