16 Funny research quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

  Commentary:
  👻 "Seriously, tall ghosts in horror movies? That's just historically inaccurate haunting! Do those ghosts have secret access to growth spurt potions or what? Maybe they just stretched their bed sheets too much in the afterlife… 👻📜 #GhostGrowthSpurts"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew hurricanes had beef with bullets? 🤷‍♂️ Better stick to researching weather patterns instead of playing Weatherman Rambo! 🌪️💥 #ScienceVsStorms"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: FBI agents reading through writers' search histories must have quite the rollercoaster of emotions 🕵️‍♂️📚💻. 'Just researching for the next bestseller, we swear!' #AuthorsUnderSurveillance"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

  Commentary:
  "Reading footnotes: where authors spill the tea ☕️ on who really grinds their gears! Remember, behind every footnote is a story of enemies and vendettas! 📚🔍 #TheRealDramaInTheFootnotes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, who thought two days were enough for lounging in pajamas and binge-watching shows? 😂 Maybe we should start a petition for extended weekends! 🙌 #WeekendWarriors"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

  Commentary:
  "If they kick off with 'First of all,' brace yourself for an epic battle of facts and figures! 📊💡😂 #ResearchWarrior"

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