156 Funny responsibility quotes

• If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

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  2 weeks ago

  50, care, caretaker, girl, girls, got, house, humor, i, keeper, know, pet, plants, relationship, responsibility, things, useless, walk

• I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

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  2 weeks ago

  adult, am, antidepressant, doing, eating, floss, flossing, going, here, humor, i, idiot, irony, just, laundry, little, responsibility, salad, self-care, taking, teeth, walk, walks, want, whatever

• No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

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  4 weeks ago

  adult, adulting, being, destination, frustration, humor, hurry, irony, just, life, life truth, me, place, responsibility, somewhere, truth, want, warned

• Dear diary, I have to lock in tomorrow, fix everything, and do everything.

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  4 weeks ago

  diary, everything, fix, frustration, humor, i, lock, lock in, responsibility, task, tomorrow

• I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)

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  1 month ago

  adulting, baby, expense, expensive, humor, i, money, responsibility, self-deprecating, work

• I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

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  1 month ago

  adulting, bills, business, date, due, due date, i, just, know, minding, next, payment, procrastination, responsibility, surprise, thing

• A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

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  1 month ago

  adult, always, being, chore, cleaning, daily, daily chore, day, gone, i, kitchen, matter, never, responsibility, takeout, thing

• Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

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  1 month ago

  casual, humor, pants, place, relaxation, responsibility, Sunday

• Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

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  1 month ago

  adulting, call, communication, even, humor, making, motivation, phone, phone call, procrastination, responsibility, want

• I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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  2 months ago

  adulting, humor, i, life, please, request, responsibility, sarcasm, stress, thank, unsubscribe

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