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Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

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People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

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My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

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Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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Trending via Pinterest:

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Breaking via X:

At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Trending via Reddit:

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

Live now on Facebook:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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131 Funny responsibility quotes

Funny responsibility quotes highlight the struggles and laughs that come with trying to adult! 😅📅 Whether it’s pretending to have everything together, procrastinating on the chores, or realizing your “responsible” moment only lasted five minutes, these quotes remind us that responsibility can sometimes feel more like a joke. Because let’s be honest — who enjoys being responsible all the time? 😂🙈💼

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Share →: It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

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Being America's sweetheart is a tough gig, but with extra snacks and Wi-Fi, I think I can manage! 🍿🇺🇸✨
3 days ago
Share →: That looks like a problem for someone else.

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When life hands you lemons, pass them to someone else and say you're allergic 🍋🙌😂
4 days ago
Share →: My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

Commentary:
Guess that makes unlimited texting the new "forbidden fruit" plan! 📱🍏😄
1 week ago
Share →: Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

Commentary:
Trading my to-do list for a comet sighting—universe, now would be a great time to collaborate! ☄️🙈
1 week ago
Share →: Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

Commentary:
When your virtual assistant is better at adulting than you are 🤖🧑‍⚖️😂
1 week ago
Share →: I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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When you find the unsubscribe button for adulting, let me know! I'm ready for a permanent vacation. 😂🛌🙌
1 week ago
Share →: My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

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Relatable! My bedtime rebelled and now it's the boss. 😴🕒😂
1 week ago
Share →: I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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Dream goal: mastering the art of the purr-fect nap 😺💤 Zero stress, just whisker bliss!
2 weeks ago
Share →: I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

Commentary:
Wait, so when do we get the "cool uncle/aunt" paycheck to fund this operation? 🤔💸😆
2 weeks ago
Share →: With great power comes a huge electric bill.

Commentary:
So that's why superheroes are always flying around saving the planet—they're trying to avoid paying the utility bill! ⚡💸🤣

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Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

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Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Trending via WeChat:

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Trending via Telegram:

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

Spotted on Snapchat:

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Making waves on Pinterest:

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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