Funny quotes responsibility

104 Funny responsibility quotes

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

2 weeks ago

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

2 weeks ago

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

2 weeks ago

They’re making me do work at work.

2 weeks ago

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

3 weeks ago

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

1 month ago

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

1 month ago

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

1 month ago

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

1 month ago

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

1 month ago

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

1 month ago

It was me, I let the dogs out.

1 month ago

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

1 month ago

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

2 months ago

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

2 months ago

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

2 months ago

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

2 months ago

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

2 months ago

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

3 months ago

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

3 months ago

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

3 months ago

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

3 months ago

I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

3 months ago

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

3 months ago

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

3 months ago

Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

3 months ago

I miss when bills were none of my business.

3 months ago

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

3 months ago

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

3 months ago

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

3 months ago