Funny quotes responsibility

100 Funny responsibility quotes

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

It was me, I let the dogs out.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Funny Quotes Feb 23, 2025

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Funny Quotes Feb 15, 2025

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I miss when bills were none of my business.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025