88 Funny rest quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like you had a productive day of avoiding productivity! 😆🛋️📱 #DoomScrollingPro"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

  Commentary:
  "Saturdays: the ultimate 'choose your own adventure' day! 😴🏃‍♂️ Or as I call it, 'Look busy while doing nothing!' 🍕📺"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

  Commentary:
  "Petition to reclaim my childhood naps—because adulting didn’t come with a snooze button! 😴🕒 #NapReparations"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, I never asked for VIP access to your overachiever's club! 😅🥇✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "nap attack"—the moment when your bed calls louder than your responsibilities. 😂🛏️ Who knew rebellion felt so cozy? Sometimes, the best sleep is the kind you sneak in when you’re supposed to be a responsible adult. 😴🤫

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal dilemma of human existence: To work or to nap, that is the question. 🤔💤 Who needs productivity when you can have a cozy blanket and a good snooze, right? 😂 #NapQueen #DecisionsDecisions"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it ironic how we have to act out a mini nap performance before the real deal? 😴 I guess it's all part of the theatrical masterpiece called 'Going to Bed'. 🎭 Sweet dreams, folks! 😄"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

  Commentary:
  "Only money thinks it's got that 'I'm irreplaceable' vibe 💸 The rest of you, chill out and grab a snack 🍿😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

  Commentary:
  "Who says going home is a bad thing? 🏠💤 I'm all about embracing my inner cozy sloth and heading home for that sweet, sweet nap time. Go big or go home? More like go big, then go home for a nap! 😄💤"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, 8 hours of sleep, where art thou? Come back to me and let us dream sweet dreams together! 😴💭 #SleepDeprivedStruggles"

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